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Apparently Bruce didn’t have Shark Repelling this time:
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Diaper Change Becomes Violent Interrogation
It’s no use, he ain’t talkin’. And he also ain’t got a fully developed idea of object permanence.
Drive Safe
I was once pulled over for driving on the carpool lane by myself, but the cop didn’t know I was receiving road-head from my girlfriend and he asked where she came from. I looked him in the eyes gave him somewhat of a signal and there was an awkward pause. He stepped back and said “Drive safely now.”
Thinking about Halloween costume ideas a little early :]
How cool would this be!??
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New Blink clip is amazing!
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